Miscellaneous: Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun...

By silvernights21 - 05/01/2012 23:40 - United States

Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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You deserved it 408

Run home

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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You deserved it 6 194

By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

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You deserved it 7 802

By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 214

Three's company

By Anonymous - 12/10/2023 18:00

Today, it was the marathon. My girlfriend, has a unique name spelling, ran and I cheered and passed her supplies at two different mile markers. I then noticed a guy I’d never met who had signs with her name at the same mile markers. She was too lazy to split up both her boyfriend’s mile markers. FML

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You deserved it 94

By :( - 14/06/2013 04:06 - United States - Parker

Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML

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You deserved it 7 721

By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML

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You deserved it 34 955

Take the L

By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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You deserved it 7 608

Classic

By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 09:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML

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You deserved it 137

_daniellesays_ 10

Friday 6 January 2012 8:43

If I were there, I'd cheer for you.

hero93 6

Friday 6 January 2012 8:46

She was probably really ugly, so they felt twice as bad for her. Don't worry OP.

Comments

Roevera 14

Friday 6 January 2012 8:57

GOOO OP!! You Can Do It!! =D

ephex 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:26

Your cute. :3

ladyLALAA 28

Friday 6 January 2012 8:58

OP, who cares you beat her! Winning!

ladyLALAA 28

Friday 6 January 2012 13:03

Moderated? :(

MyNameis_Kevin 3

Friday 6 January 2012 8:59

Start smoking pot, you'll become a cool stoner instead of that weird kid with no friends.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 6 January 2012 14:58

You are.... Special. I'll give you that. Not the good kind either..... .... Yeah...

AlwaysCracked 6

Friday 6 January 2012 17:27

Or the weird kid with no friends who also smokes pot alone... And still needs to be motivated to run a mile.

perdix 29

Friday 6 January 2012 9:01

Maybe if you left your bra in the locker room, like the other girl did, everyone would have cheered for you, too. Everyone enjoys watching ******* flop about.

perdix 29

Friday 6 January 2012 9:20

People secretly love bouncing moobs just as much. "Society" won't allow us to express our fondness for the jiggly manboob.

perdix 29

Friday 6 January 2012 9:41

I believe "The Biggest Loser" is going into its 13th season. That should answer your question about the public's desire to watch bouncing moobs of all extreme shapes and sizes. Isn't that really why everyone watches?

Arxikist 3

Friday 6 January 2012 10:17

I wear a thong whenever Perdix and I go to the gaybar.

Brandi_Faith 33

Friday 6 January 2012 10:54

I'm pretty impressed at how long that conversation went on for, with each comment still continuing to be wittingly funny. My hats off to you both gentlemen! Well done!

Strafeh 9

Friday 6 January 2012 12:47

I watch biggest loser to point and laugh at the fat people.

Choonie 1

Friday 6 January 2012 9:09

Wow did u come first cause if u did they should of cheered.

emodude44 0

Friday 6 January 2012 9:10

I take it your not a native of Texas? You're okay in my book... texan...

astralvagan 20

Friday 6 January 2012 10:02

What do you have against texans, Canadian???

Arxikist 3

Friday 6 January 2012 10:15

Only steers and queers come from Texas.

Torva_fml 16

Friday 6 January 2012 15:14

Minnesota thinks Texas is hot!

spbenge 1

Friday 6 January 2012 9:20

Ah that's a tough one. Stay up.

Snafuusmc 12

Friday 6 January 2012 9:22

Either you must be new to the school or your socially awkward...

zaza_x_fml 5

Friday 6 January 2012 9:28

I'm sure many were cheering for you too, but the few supporting the other girl were just inevitably loud making your fans almost impossible to hear. ;) well done tho OP.