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By bestbfever - 17/05/2017 02:00

Spicy

Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

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Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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The Phone Call

By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

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Crazy best friend

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 18:00

Spicy

Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML

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Sorry sweaty, my brain is melting

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 22:01

Today, while intoxicated, I accidentally called my girlfriend by female roommate's name. Panicked, I tried to correct myself and said my female best friend's name. My relationship with both is 100% platonic, but as a last ditch effort, completely frazzled, I said my cat's name. Now she won't stop calling me by her ex's name. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 06:00

Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML

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By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML

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Druu 53

Wednesday 17 May 2017 3:01

Then you soberly called him single?

pjsr 32

Wednesday 17 May 2017 2:31

Drunken sex seems like a good idea ...but only because you're drunk.

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Wednesday 17 May 2017 2:14

Rough OP!! Be careful..

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wednesday 17 May 2017 2:18

Maybe he was just trying out kids names.

pjsr 32

Wednesday 17 May 2017 2:31

Drunken sex seems like a good idea ...but only because you're drunk.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 May 2017 2:44

He's suggesting that she'd be the first one you tell about the fabulous sex you two just had. Yeah, that's it.

Druu 53

Wednesday 17 May 2017 3:01

Then you soberly called him single?

mekiswrite 21

Wednesday 17 May 2017 5:27

I'd like to know his excuse for this.

stormy0307 16

Wednesday 17 May 2017 14:34

Maybe he finds the friend attractive? There really isn't anything wrong to think about other people during sex as long as you aren't acting on those thoughts with the other people in secret from your significant other.

RinoaHeartilly 36

Wednesday 17 May 2017 7:27

You have some questions to ask.

Alexandria79 22

Wednesday 17 May 2017 7:33

ouch. this has to be the worst FML I've read this month. sorry OP :(

Rykers 18

Wednesday 17 May 2017 10:11

A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts.

EnvyMe33 26

Wednesday 17 May 2017 15:01

True story

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 17 May 2017 18:28

And this is where your exit strategy begins to take shape.

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