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By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By bellerz14 - 23/12/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

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By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

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By The Christmas Grinch - 18/11/2010 22:33 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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wolfsheart 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 19:53

merry Christmas!!!

FurryPride 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 21:03

He could of been blaring Justin Bieber music. So calm down.

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breaka_1001 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 1:06

well, YDI either way. 1. you're under age and shouldn't be drinking anyway or 2. you're of age and living with your mommy and daddy.

valdancer99 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:27

Snow? in the middle of july? *british accent*

chronick89 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:32

epic!!

chronick89 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:32

epic!!

Glassmaster 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:19

You stole my life.

MAXCAT1220 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:25

I know what he meant that he was hungover and didn't want to get up so his father made him I was being sarcastic :)

erwilley18 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:48

did it happen to be warped tour?

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

Sunday 24 July 2011 16:06

lol i was thinking that too

maddie2015 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 5:22

and the nightmare begins.

langer3416 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:13

So that's what was keeping my street up last night

sweetalicious 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 7:57

what a douche. play some heavy metal at night and see how he likes that!

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