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By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By bellerz14 - 23/12/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

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By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

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By The Christmas Grinch - 18/11/2010 22:33 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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wolfsheart 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 19:53

merry Christmas!!!

FurryPride 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 21:03

He could of been blaring Justin Bieber music. So calm down.

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powahtothepeople 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 21:31

I imagine the OP was the one hungover from the concert considering this is his FML. Although shame on OP for not making it clear!

manofthislifw 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 21:48

that's awesome!!!!

manofthislifw 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 21:49

that's awesome!!!!

ahh_forever 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 21:50

Christmas in July! (:

FYLbeotches 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 21:53

we wish you a merry summer

patheticpoetic 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 21:54

Im sorry but thats the stupidest thing ive ever read on this site.

jennaizbeast 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 22:14

what it's christmas in July?!?

thelastlucifer 17

Saturday 23 July 2011 22:34

fa la la la la, la la la la

HahaYDI 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 22:42

If you want I'd be more than happy to come over and take the speakers off your hands for ya.

sanem 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 22:44

That is funny. But FYL, OP.

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