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By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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You deserved it 35 401

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 407

You deserved it 2 662

Patience

By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 887

You deserved it 12 934

By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 342

You deserved it 2 913

By noname - 29/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 090

You deserved it 3 226

By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 567

You deserved it 15 610

By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 760

You deserved it 5 738

By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 792

You deserved it 2 957

Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 160

You deserved it 60 225

Roommates from hell, part 4765

By SHUT UUUUUP - 02/03/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 765

You deserved it 93

Boiling point

By sharky - 05/10/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, I have a massive headache, thanks to my asshat of a roommate, who decided to balance our tea kettle on the top of the kitchen door. When I stumbled into the kitchen, half-awake, it came smashing down onto my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 104

You deserved it 2 042

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Top comments

RecklessJellyBea 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

o.O Truth be told, I would've done the same.

mozeszback 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 22:05

Everybody drinks to much sometimes, hungover doesn't mean you're a drunk

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RecklessJellyBea 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

o.O Truth be told, I would've done the same.

brettrb 18

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:04

gotta love your friends. always gotchur back. unless ur drunk haha

ShatteredDreams8 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 11:09

i prefer the dropkick murphys version ;)

Krajjan 9

Sunday 27 February 2011 13:16

YDI for having a hangover. Learn to drink. Also, 88 is the epitome of badass for thinking DKM.

MiGman 5

Monday 28 February 2011 5:12

#94 that's 100% true on both points there

twiride 12

Sunday 20 March 2011 5:07

y do would you have it anyway?

joooeee 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:07

2nd

joooeee 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:09

I just want to see how fast they can mod this

Sirin_fml 46

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:11

That was a bit pointless.

forthepainx3 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:08

moo :D

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:25

oink :D

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:25

oink :D

forthepainx3 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:12

quack :D

iliketurdles 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:18

*a familiar sound a turtle makes* :D

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:07

*baby noises*

you_failed 15

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:26

"wee-snaw!" x)

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:37

^I love Spongebob!

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:37

^I love Spongebob!

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:37

^I love Spongebob!

Taz_the_Spaz 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 7:37

*sound of sirin coming to chatise us*

C6Racer 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 8:22

*hazooo!*

Xylus 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:20

*whistles while waiting for someone to yell "combo breaker"*

kamadx 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:40

^C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

supertacowaffle 41

Sunday 27 February 2011 12:25

HERE'S A LLAMA THERE'S A LLAMA AND ANOTHER LITTLE LLAMA !

milky953 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 13:30

cushonk.. noise a shark makes when it breaks down a door..

IcyJack 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:34

Ngek! - The sound of family jewels being crushed.

habeybaby25 11

Sunday 27 February 2011 21:09

GRENADE WHISTLE!!!!

JenL_fml 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 22:05

*poot* :D

beefbus7 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:10

not even a FML

piiing 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:10

take pics, bloody pics are hot.

AsiaTheMega123 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:41

Wrong FML...

calcetines 0

Monday 28 February 2011 6:20

Faiillll!!! lol

drzhottie148 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:10

That's what you get for being a fat stinking drunk.

mozeszback 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 22:05

Everybody drinks to much sometimes, hungover doesn't mean you're a drunk

zargon 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:11

Bagpipes are awesome! Perhaps you should actually try being responsible about your alcohol consumption?

awkward_turtles 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:07

ikr!!! I didn't even kno there was a bagpipe version. totally gonna buy it now!

DocBastard 38

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:35

You didn't what??! Don't you remember the scene in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan when they send Spock's body in the torpedo to planet Genesis? Scotty is playing that version!! Duh. Everyone knows THAT.

lemoncows 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:33

how sweet the sound ;)

bitterfaceplant 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:11

did you kick him in the nuts?

TBird18 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:13

If you learn to handle your alcohol you won't end up with hangovers, problem solved

sweeetcheeeks33 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:47

agreed .

truehitman2010 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:14

ydi you should have keept drinking

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