Work: Today, as I was making instant hot chocolate from the hot water...

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 22:38 - United States

Today, as I was making instant hot chocolate from the hot water dispenser in the break-room at work, a coworker informed me that it was industrial "recycled" wastewater that was only supposed to be used for washing tools. Thanks. I've only been doing that every day for the past 8 months. FML

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Today, my colleague heated 1,5 liters of water, waited visibly impatient the several minutes it took to boil, made himself one cup of tea, then poured the rest down the drain. Maximum amount of time and energy wasted in one go? Check. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:10 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 14:00

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By Sick - 28/01/2017 16:00

Today, I noticed a thick layer of mold growing inside the straw of my water bottle. I use that bottle every day. FML

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Hang in there

By bs_happens - 11/01/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML

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Bathtime

By Kerry - 22/02/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML

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Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:44

If you haven't gotten sick yet, I must bow down to you for surviving for so long.

dd809 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:43

How do you not notice something like that after that many months?

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Sad4urlife 0

Friday 2 September 2011 6:38

U woulda thought ur freinds/coworkers woulda saw and said something to u.

StaigeJ 0

Friday 2 September 2011 6:38

When you heat water it cleans it it's fine, why you think people boil salt water to get fresh water

Tolerate 4

Friday 2 September 2011 6:47

... why is there a dispenser of recycled industrial waste water in your break room?

Ruler3000 17

Friday 2 September 2011 8:27

Doc doesnt earn your respect. He owns your respect.

wildmanjeff 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 2:20

Hot chocolate- Waste Water- Same Difference!

nstybtch 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:53

That is so disgusted

RaquelRox2299 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 20:08

Shouldn't u have noticed by then?? Doesn't it taste weird or make u feel sick??

PinkPiratte 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 1:38

LOL

paige99100 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:21

You survived !

piwikiwi93 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 4:56

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