Health, Poopoo peepee and Work: Hang in there

Hang in there

By bs_happens - 11/01/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML

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By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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By WetWetWet - 04/01/2010 11:15 - India

Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML

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By Caroline Ballard Turner - 22/12/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to find that there has been a water main break in my neighborhood and there is no running water until the break is located and fixed. I had chili with beans late last night and it is wreaking havoc with my lower gastrointestinal tract, and the toilet won't flush. FML

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By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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By jordanss - 11/11/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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Rising Damp

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 14:03 - Canada

Today, I'm the only one at work in a small office. The water tank sprung a leak. Guess who had to call the boss and get instructions via cell phone to turn it off? I can't even leave the office to change my soaked clothes, because I need to wait for an important phone call. Seven hours to go. FML

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whatwasthatnoise 0

Monday 11 January 2010 20:06

i'm by no means certain, but i'm pretty sure its probably illegal to make you work in a building that doenst have water and toliets...i may be wrong..but i do remember hearing something like that..atleast in the UK, but also..why would you take a laxative before you went to work?

Starfire22 5

Monday 11 January 2010 20:07

Why would you take a laxative before work?

Comments

whatwasthatnoise 0

Monday 11 January 2010 20:06

LoriZ_fml 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:03

That is true - it's illegal to work in a building that doesn't have working bathroom facilities. But I hope your work is willing to pay for your new pants!

nazooer 11

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:16

saaaammmmm 0

Friday 22 January 2010 8:28

Being illegal doesn't magically stop it from happening, unfortunately. The OP could have "volunteered" to work in the building. The risk of possibly being laid off or a misguided sense of duty can cause people to get coerced into working in less than ideal conditions. I hope the OP at least got paid time and a half as compensation for not having a toilet.

loriny24 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 3:35

true.. I beleive in ny u can't work with no water I could be wring though.. n ydi for takeing a laxitive before work

bamskey 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:03

take an upper-decker...... (when u take a shit in the water tank insted is the toilet) works everytime

Starfire22 5

Monday 11 January 2010 20:07

Why would you take a laxative before work?

jandrews10 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:42

This is gay AND fake.

mkahane1990 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:27

how is it gay?

peters2010 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 10:30

do you honestly think your job is gonna pay you to take craps all day? and why would you want to blow up the bathrooms at your work? Im pretty sure that's something you should take care on your own time! YDI