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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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You deserved it 31 035

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

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You deserved it 9 558

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 274

You deserved it 2 266

By Jennnn - 16/09/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear ended them and then got rear ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 815

You deserved it 57 307

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 982

You deserved it 13 769

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 239

You deserved it 70 687

Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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You deserved it 2 331

By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 941

You deserved it 2 463

By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 195

You deserved it 2 239

By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 699

You deserved it 6 915

BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 775

You deserved it 1 777

perdix 29

Friday 24 December 2010 19:45

You're lucky that in post-9/11 America, you weren't charged as a terrorist attempting a suicide bombing of the police. And then no one could ride bikes in airports anymore.

amerwin 3

Friday 24 December 2010 18:55

They were probably saying something along the lines of "let's distract this moron so she runs into a parked car." If you were trying to impress them, instead of staring, you should have done a badass trick like a wheelie or a a bunny hop.

Comments

UpsidedownKayak 9

Friday 24 December 2010 19:32

Boner, I think I have said it already. I like it down here in the gutter, it's warm.

perdix 29

Friday 24 December 2010 19:45

You're lucky that in post-9/11 America, you weren't charged as a terrorist attempting a suicide bombing of the police. And then no one could ride bikes in airports anymore.

ingridpingrid 4

Friday 24 December 2010 19:48

LOL! :D

hottodd 0

Friday 24 December 2010 20:26

oh nevermind, i see what you mean, thats why i said "pretty much" the same,...

memo619 0

Friday 24 December 2010 21:07

is the bike okay?

forgotten_addict 1

Friday 24 December 2010 21:09

You my dear are an epic failure. YDI for thinking they were checking you out, they thought you were drunk and were wondering if it was safe for a insanely drunk blonde to be riding a bike, because they were concerned that you might run over a small child, dog, or police car.

Kennz 0

Friday 24 December 2010 22:04

I hope the guys realized how coordinated you are

salsalover_12 5

Friday 24 December 2010 22:53

lol How do you know they where checking you out? just because someone stares at you doesn't mean they're checking you out not. I hope it was worth the cost of damages to the police car. OP YDI if there's one lesson that FML teaches us it's "not to impress people try to get anyone to check you out or stare at people that you think maybe checking you out".