By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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perdix 29

You're lucky that in post-9/11 America, you weren't charged as a terrorist attempting a suicide bombing of the police. And then no one could ride bikes in airports anymore.

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amerwin 3

They were probably saying something along the lines of "let's distract this moron so she runs into a parked car." If you were trying to impress them, instead of staring, you should have done a badass trick like a wheelie or a a bunny hop.

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situations 3

hey it's not bad atleast they were checking you out they were just laughing because who wouldn't laught at someone smacking into a police car merry christmas to you!!!!

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sarahbear430 0

I was once strutting my stuff in front of some cute guys who were checking me out when I slid in some gravel and fell into a drainage ditch... it happens to the best of us, op! :)

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Next time pay attention where you are going. YDI

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Alpha35 4

ur either ugly and they think ur a loser... or your cute and they feel bad and want to help u

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tooFLY 0

I love how you use both "ur" and "your" in your post, but they are both incorrect.... congratulations!

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mgt90 0

Pay attention its simple

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hahasluts 0

YTDI for being a *****.

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jess6blondie9 2

don't flatter yourself they probably weren't looking at you. you ran into that for nothing

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