Miscellaneous: Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some...

By TBaggins00 - 21/06/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 01:00 - Sweden - ?ngelholm

Today, I woke up from putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize until I smelt burning plastic.. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 20:37 - United States - Mountain Home

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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By ThankfullyNotKickedOut - 26/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Coldwater

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

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By ohforcheese - 19/01/2012 20:19 - United States

Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say, "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 03:01 - United States - Fremont

Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML

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By Clumsy - 24/08/2021 11:01 - Brazil - Niterói

Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML

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degrassigirl23 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:08

haha i do that stuff all the time. i once was eating a cookie and listening to my ipod and i put the ipod in my mouth. ha.

nickspohn 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:06

dumbass!

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sunnyatlanta 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:23

wow, your an idiot....microwaves dont melt your phone.....this is fake....they explode in the microwave.....

quackquackquac 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:25

Yup, except it was a computer... I think it was for Mozy's online backup.

lexy88 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:25

how the fukc did you pull that off? that's like saying "i was taking a poop while on the phone, turns out you can't wipe your ass and flush the phone then expect to get it back"

ObamaKitttyy 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:27

PHAIWL

captainobvious07 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:28

HA wow.. just.....wow

IrishHero12 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:37

Well I guess you will be having phone flavored pizza. If you eat it it will ring in your stomach!

sharkshaveteeth 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:40

Next time, be more attentive to what you are doing. Weren't you wondering where you had misplaced your phone to?

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:08

You fail for being so angry at something which didn't even happen to you.

Nomad609 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:27

You fail for being an asswipe, go cry you stupid ****.

milgalo 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 19:26

I think it's better to imply then to straight put it out there, it's better worded. "Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. I put my phone in the microwave. FML" Everyone to their own, but they don't deserve it for their sense of humor, they deserve it for being careless.

Nomad609 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:42

'turns out phones arent meant to be in the microwave' I Hate it when people try to be funny. Guess what OP, you're NOT. just ******* say you accidentaly placed it in the microwave Ok? YDI for being an idiotic pathetic A*Hole.