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By Stinkipinkki - 21/08/2013 16:27 - United States - Austin

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Today, as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast, I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch. I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs, too scared to go down, or even back up, because our stairs creak. FML
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Stinkipinkki 12

Hey everyone! I loved reading your comments. The good, the bad, and even the ugly. Let me just clear up that it was my moms birthday, so I came down early to wake her up with breakfast. I wasn't coming down to listen like a pervert. I am very glad my parents are still fond of each other but I experienced just a tad too much of this fondness. I know realize that I could of walked back up and try not to squeak on the stairs, but come on. I wasn't really thinking at that point, mostly freaking out! Thanks everyone and no I didn't have my camera to save the picture as blackmail ;)

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Pleonasm 35

Those stairs really screwed you over OP.

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Comments

ShadowFlame275 18

If they didn't hear you coming down, how would they hear you going back up?

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fabforever 10

Lol this totally happened when I was at my friends sleepover we were in the basement they were upstairs and the ceiling literally was like shaking!?

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jeping1981 1

I think most people have walked in on their parents having sex.

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oatmeal96 10

Should have taken pics. Save them to blackmail

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JJammer 5

to look them in the face and pretend you never saw what you saw...you might deserve an Oscar.

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ThatBoredGuy 4

So they didn't hear them creak while you were walking downstairs ?? Or do they creak only when you go up ??

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nikolkaw 9

Watch and learn the force young padawan...

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_duchess 3

The stairs creak, but they didn't hear you coming down, and you're worried they would hear you going up much more carefully? A likely story.

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crashley21 10

I would've made some horrified sound. I had been staying in my sisters room while mine was being renovated, but she had a friend over for the night so I stayed in my brothers room and he slept on my parents bedroom floor. I walked in on my parents... While my brother was asleep next to them. Horrified.

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doglover100 28

If you made noise they would stop.

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