By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 22:38 - United States

Today, as my dad and I were leaving a store, a man asked us if we could donate to an Alzheimer's fund. My dad hates being asked for money, and so he immediately hunched over and acted like a dirty, senile old man all the way to the car. FML
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xxmollyxx 25

My mum usually talks back in German to throw them off. Sometimes they speak back in German. She's lost then, as she only knows a few words. Not too clever either.

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DocBastard 38

The worst part about Alzheimer's disease is...uh, I forget.

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kkjkidonthate 4

Should of gave him a weird look and told him to smarten up.

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TrueTriage 16

Ah the ever classic brutality of spell checking and grammar nazi FMLers.

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IQWasJustLowered 0

have given smurf... that's how I read it

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pxndiieinsanity 6

Ah,Noor's picture is always cause for amusement. Say hello to Ezio for me. ^^

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lexi365 20

Ahh. I love it when grammar nazis gang up on one post haha.

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deathy94 14

What a nice comment. Keep them coming, maybe one day might be dominated for a Nobel price

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Eiregal2 10

Dominated eh? Not sure that's how it works! Oh and hahaha

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deathy94 14

O **** autocorrect, o well time crawl under a rock.... Thumb me down pls,

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Eiregal2 10

We all have Been there pet! I thumb you up! Smile :-)

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BulldogHoops 14

50- You don't have to ask me to thumb you down. I'm a grammar Nazi. :)

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BulldogHoops 14

Darn. Looks like I said something really stupid, this is the first time I've been mercilessly buried. I guess I'll go on a shameful commenting hiatus for a couple of days.

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kdog333 1

karmas gonna be a bitch.

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BunchieRules 31

44 - Guns don't kill people... I do!

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TheOath 12

Maybe karma would be nicer to us if we stopped calling her a bitch.

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Sh3sth3blad3 0

Actually, you're wrong...it's "Guns don't kill people...uhuh! I kill people...with guns!"

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mduffy08 8

You're wrong... I kill people with my bare hands! >;)

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jellycorn 13

And I... Kill people with magic

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Manicpandalove 4

I would have laughed c:

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MormonPornstar 7

Thanks for sharing. Diseases are funny, huh?

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xxmollyxx 25

My mum usually talks back in German to throw them off. Sometimes they speak back in German. She's lost then, as she only knows a few words. Not too clever either.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Just make up your own language.. If they start talking back in the same Jibberish, go ahead and give them some money, they've earned it. :D

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MuseFanatic 8

Yo no, ah, speak Ingles

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Hockeyboy4280 18

32 *Yo no hablo inglés. Good try though.

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unknown_user5566 26

52- I'm fairly certain #32 did that on purpose.

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Jaxx66 21

Lol 32- that's pretty much how I answer my phone if I don't know the number. 'Moshi Moshi? No engrish... Sorreh, no...' I get some interesting replies. But as for the FML. I dont see a reason to act dumb honestly, just tell them straight: sorry, I don't carry cash.

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jackii1313 9

101- are you positive you speak English?

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RomanBeauty 0

There's nothing "FML" about this. None of that had anything to do with you, you just sound like a self centered preteen embarrassed by their dad's shenanigans.

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melody309 35

I read this comment before it got moderated, and all I have to say to you is that you make a lot of assumptions.

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unknown_user5566 26

I don't like being asked to donate either (it makes me feel overly pressured) but your dad could've just politely declined, like most normal people do.

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melody309 35

There's the problem. He's not a normal person.

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DocBastard 38

The worst part about Alzheimer's disease is...uh, I forget.

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TrueTriage 16

Oh yeah! you mean the.... What was it again?

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sarahbear499 7

No no! You're both wrong! It's the...wait who are you people?

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olpally 32

What is that behind noor? Oh look there's a cookie, what were we talking about???

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cloak057_fml 8

Hi my name is todd. . . Hi my name is todd

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BeforeItWasCool 12

I know it's the internet, but man I hate Alzheimer's jokes. Alzheimer's completely destroys a person and, I know it's the Internet but man I hate Alzheimer's jokes. Alzehimers completely destroys a person and.. Uh.. Oops.

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olpally 32

49- I don't care.. I was trying to be funny and it didn't work obviously as you pointed out.. Just thumb it down, miss Walmart... *thumb me down for being an ass* cuz once one comment goes, so do the rest of mine... Stupid trend...

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Marrach 7

63- I was going to thumb you down, but it's called sympathy, bro. ;]

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walmartpaysme 15

63, is there a reason you had to just chew me up and down? Until right now I've always thought your comments were entertaining but thanks for being a jackass for absolutely no reason.

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olpally 32

Its because you sucked the fun right out of my comment... Sorry for being an ass though... My apologies.

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corysgirl1206 1

This is hilarious!! I would have laughed my ass off! My dad does the same stuff all the time and I think it's great :D

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melody309 35

I did laugh! It was completely inappropriate for the occasion, though, so that's why it's an FML. (Oh, and I'm the OP.)

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