By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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smackaroonial 20

Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the *****. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.

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JuliaaNoelle 26

Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore

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mct_1087 27

Is this a joke? The illustration has NOTHING to do with the FML! Why can't they put the illustration on the right FML?

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reno_911 5

at the precise moment you realized the cat was spray ******** you should have grabbed him in mid air and pointed the business end of that scared kitty cannon at the perpetrator himself.

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sem2183 13

I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing. Lmao omg.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

The illustration for this one is funny. The cat at the end...lol.

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LunarServant 10

.....I'm not sure whether or not to laugh or be horrified

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