By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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smackaroonial 20

Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the *****. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.

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JuliaaNoelle 26

Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore

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TopiaryOwl 18

I feel like this is one of those moments where you say, "Sorry, it's you or the cat…"

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ihaveasushicat 24

Omg I would have thrown up. I hope it didn't get in your mouth or eyes or something. Yuck.

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scottyboy417 19

I'm not ******** you, that is the grossest thing I've heard in a while. Sorry it happened

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Garnetshaddow 30

I guess it's a 'fraidy cat?

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Vitotaylor36 13

Go to your room and think about what you've done

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IDontKnow10101 14

Well that's one way to scare him shitless. FYL

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Narayan96 13

Oh man that sucks, what a troll boyfriend.

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Spentpoet 26

The Internet seems tough to please today. So many thumbs down for people.

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Paulvuck 15

So many shit/crap/shitty comments, so little upvotes.

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kerstileann 26

because they're not funny, so why should they get upvoted?

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keiNan_fml 35

don't let it go.... make him pay for this

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MeanBeagle 22

wrong Fml. let it go puns were a few posts back

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