By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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smackaroonial 20

Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the *****. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.

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JuliaaNoelle 26

Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore

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ShitHappen_fml 15

I guess boyfriends and cats are a bad combination.

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es3508 16

It is the wrong night for puns!

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cryssycakesx3 22

it's always the wrong night to make the same overused and underfunny shit puns, especially if you say the same thing as the 12 people before you and act like it's the funniest thing ever.

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bearstyle22 11

ive never seen the comment board so negative before

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Here4theshow 17

That would be him expressing his anal glands... Smelly stuff. #vetstudent

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Retaheki 27

#analglandsdontholdfeces #goodjobvetstudent #gobackforyourdiploma

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iAmPaul 49

"The runny *****" Sounds like something was lost in translation. :P

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MandySkittles 18

Might want to take him to the vet, diarrhea may indicate worms.

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