By vet1 - 11/07/2013 15:18 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML
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aaron123111 11

Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

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MissMae93 23

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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worldclassrager 39

My question is why...but well you got an A for that I'll presume...

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JasonUMN 15

They say every dog has their day, I guess.

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Wittledinosaure 7

At least the dog had a good time.

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inolongercare 19

I am confused why you would need to do this...

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

It's for artificial insemination.

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feelingold 18

no offence but this has been covered A LOT in the above thread. Have a great day!

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illegalbeagle69 23

Don't worry you'll pull through. Just keep tugging along. ...

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SaintJimmyxx 8

why the **** would you need to demonstrate that

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NagainaFier 16

There's at least five threads covering this. Let's try again; The reasons to jerk off an animal: 1) Artificial Insemination 2) Sperm counts to make sure your stud isn't firing blanks. As for DEMONSTRATION? Well, let's be honest; if I ever need a stud jacked off, I'd rather know the person knows what he's doing, then some moron just sticking his hand down there and hoping for the best.

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limitedition 25

Vets have many fun tasks they have to do as part of their job. For instance being elbow deep into a cow to preg test a cow. That's why they get the big money.

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