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By vet1 - 11/07/2013 15:18 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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aaron123111 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:52

Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

MissMae93 23

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:53

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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dermor 3

Thursday 11 July 2013 21:24

everyone's good at something, your hidden talent was just... different, and wait, how did you become good at that?

Bunny21 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 21:40

Wtf?! o.O this just made it to the top five of the strangest things I have ever read on this app!

fruitslut 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 21:42

Well that was ruff.

pancake_viking 9

Thursday 11 July 2013 21:50

I didn't wake up this morning thinking I would hear that sentence, but hey, it's the Internet

pancake_viking 9

Thursday 11 July 2013 21:51

They better have paid you for that

KaiCer0 8

Thursday 11 July 2013 21:52

Nasty ass

pancake_viking 9

Thursday 11 July 2013 21:53

Or at least given you a ribbon

twinkiefeets 17

Thursday 11 July 2013 21:53

Are you sure it was for vet school?

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 11 July 2013 22:08

At least you're willing to do whatever it takes to become successful in your job field .... And you have the 'magic touch' - bonus!

notsoimportant 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 22:13

Why would you want to do that to a dog? Why would they make you?

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