By vet1 - 11/07/2013 15:18 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML
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aaron123111 11

Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

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MissMae93 23

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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GhostChickens 17

I wonder how much I could make by marketing some kind of doggy penis pump to avoid situations like this. With good marketing, vets would love me. With bad marketing, some very strange and disturbed individuals would love me...

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koshkakat 8

If you have a male horse that doesn't actively mate, you need to clean their sheath on a semi regular basis to get rid of the smegma & bean. Just try not to get kicked! On the AI topic, farmers are encouraged via a video to simulate a male pigs copulation actions on the female during AI. Increases the litter size. You can find a TED talk about it!

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Astronaut01 11

So is beasteality a big part of being a veterinarian...

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Calingaladha 21

It's done for semen collection...either for AI or to examnine fertility components.

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Astronaut01 11

So Is beasteality a big part of being a veterinarian...

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iwadasn 32

Why on earth would a vet ever need to do that?

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brittyboo123 35

I can scratch vet off my list of possible careers.

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Fmlsea 28

I don't think I can ever unread this , I feel sorry for you .

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