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By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 21:11 - United States

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By GoddamnCat - 13/07/2023 01:00 - United States - Carson City

Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML

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By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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Confusing

By frenchpop1960 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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Siren king

By drreeeewwww - 25/11/2014 20:44 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML

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By Annoyed - 04/10/2013 02:56 - United States - Accokeek

Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML

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By Rachael - 30/11/2012 07:29 - Australia

Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML

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may14th 26

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:31

at 2:00 the fox shouldn't be saying anything

jentrynicole 20

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:30

Tell him the fox says to shut up.

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AlyssaDiannaa 20

Wednesday 18 March 2015 12:03

We all went through this phase... His is just a little late.

Fymlife 14

Wednesday 18 March 2015 12:34

Wapapapapow!

vikky538 28

Wednesday 18 March 2015 12:47

what did you say then..

Cassandra2015 21

Wednesday 18 March 2015 12:52

After reading this post, I've already caught myself singing the tune in my head .. damn fox

thecman25 14

Wednesday 18 March 2015 14:03

the song is stupid as F*ck

rlt94 9

Wednesday 18 March 2015 16:29

yes! somebody I can agree with. I've never listened to more than the first minute and that was enough for a lifetime. haha

xxungatofrioxx 5

Wednesday 18 March 2015 14:13

makes me think of a song called "what does the black say?" that my little brother plays every day...

lkreykes 14

Wednesday 18 March 2015 14:23

Must be an Internet Explorer user.

MissBehavin77 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 15:03

This post is definitely worth a FYL.

SUN_lover 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 15:40

Play any annoying song but I'm afraid he'll start to like it and play it at 2:00am

jcshadow 16

Wednesday 18 March 2015 21:56

Thanks to your profile pic I have another annoying song stuck in my head

netflixislife 15

Wednesday 18 March 2015 16:09

Move. Now.

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