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By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 21:11 - United States

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By GoddamnCat - 13/07/2023 01:00 - United States - Carson City

Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML

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By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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By frenchpop1960 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By drreeeewwww - 25/11/2014 20:44 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML

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By Annoyed - 04/10/2013 02:56 - United States - Accokeek

Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML

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By Rachael - 30/11/2012 07:29 - Australia

Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML

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may14th 26

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:31

at 2:00 the fox shouldn't be saying anything

jentrynicole 20

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:30

Tell him the fox says to shut up.

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nemosxdimples 11

Wednesday 18 March 2015 9:06

the cow goes mooo, annoying neighbors go bye bye

rebeltw 15

Wednesday 18 March 2015 9:14

by 2:15 the neighbor would be saying stop pounding on my door

MDoremis 38

Wednesday 18 March 2015 9:29

I have never more in my life wished that FML allowed you to post picture in the comments. This is screaming for some memes.

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 18 March 2015 11:45

I'm just gonna leave this here… oh, wait…

keiNan_fml 35

Wednesday 18 March 2015 9:32

fox says shut up and go to bed.

skellingtonfart 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 9:35

Hehe, we all went through that phase, it doesn't last long, let him enjoy it.

shmoooopie 29

Wednesday 18 March 2015 21:16

I didn't. I hate that song

XxXBadAshXxX 27

Wednesday 18 March 2015 9:37

Nothing good happens after 2 am.

jeepers_1 21

Wednesday 18 March 2015 12:41

Idk, I've had some pretty great sex after 2 am

janfleury 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 9:40

so sorry op.

PharmacyJoe 13

Wednesday 18 March 2015 9:44

Leave him a pair of cheap $5 headphones by his door. Hopefully he gets the hint.

Skoff_fml 27

Wednesday 18 March 2015 10:23

I hate inconsiderate neighbours. though. .. I do love that song

DaraPhantomhive 14

Wednesday 18 March 2015 10:52

Isn't that a dead meme?

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