By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
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Bebbo_fml 21

Make sure you shove them into his face while firmly saying "No!"

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gyroballer 0

he thought he was in narnia

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every1luvsboners 11

Tape them to his face after he passes out.

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Blueglasscup 18

At least you found out before putting them on.

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SleepingMonster 0

If he was my boyfriend, I would dump his drunken ass.

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Blueglasscup 18

That seems a little extreme... People do dumb things when drunk.

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Igor_g5 0

I agree with 19. Yes, people do stupid stuff when they're drunk but pissing on shoes in a closet is a bit much.

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yesio12 13

Hit him with the newspaper and tell him that he's been a very very bad boy. Then, teach him a lesson ; )

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perdix 29

Rub his nose in it and send him to his crate? Is that the lesson you are referring to? If you mean something else, maybe you can show me. I'll bring my leash and collar.

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vitaldisplay 0

Pee back on his shoes. And if he has an Xbox, pee on that too.

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wordbigbird 0

Don't pee on a mans xbox, we will then assume it's fair game to pee over everything you own

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perdix 29

He obviously was envious and decided to "mark" your shoes as his own. Must be tough to date a cross-dresser.

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