Love: Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway....

By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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Boozed up

By speechless - 13/07/2013 14:32 - United States - Mitchell

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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Drunken antics

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:02 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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Sunday 20 November 2011 16:25

Make sure you shove them into his face while firmly saying "No!"

MegaTroller_fml 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:26

It's time for him to come out.

Comments

cumminside03 0

Monday 21 November 2011 20:38

Atleast it wasn't in the dryer

ErocX85 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:17

Tell him his beer money is now being allocated to shoes

TonyIsMyDog 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 16:33

Dump him. If I had a girlfriend I loved I'd never do something that mean.

rchdic 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:16

Maybe he was trying to put the fires out in Narnia

cheerluv15 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 4:16

What a wonderful boyfriend

Ebonylynn7 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 23:16

Do what I do with my dog: shove them in his face and say "NO!" :)

blowmechunky 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 7:08

i share your pain...

rwq891 4

Friday 25 November 2011 2:25

Rub his nose in it and beat him

Tise 4

Monday 28 November 2011 0:02

Awww...u shud make him buy you sum more

KaThRyN123456789 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 22:03

Been there...

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