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By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By speechless - 13/07/2013 14:32 - United States - Mitchell

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:02 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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Sunday 20 November 2011 16:25

Make sure you shove them into his face while firmly saying "No!"

MegaTroller_fml 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:26

It's time for him to come out.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 20 November 2011 22:52

Hey, at least it wasn't Bloody Mary... C'mon, you know you summoned her, you know(Stewie voice).

caranina 15

Sunday 20 November 2011 23:28

hahah . when i was 3 i peed down the vent cause i thought it went to the sewer .....

iNouf 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 23:59

Not that shoes!! KILL THE BASTARD! Or even better burn his Xbox, ps & all his vid games.

CoverBoy 14

Monday 21 November 2011 0:04

Personal advice: Tell him to lay low on the alcohol or get rid of him.

wriptidez 0

Monday 21 November 2011 1:43

no ones that drunk

soccer0207 0

Monday 21 November 2011 1:51

boys smh

metaloner19 6

Monday 21 November 2011 4:17

Sounds like a winner.

jbabes3 5

Monday 21 November 2011 4:45

Omgg my drunk friend once peed on my bathroom floor & another time peed on my bedroom floor. I hate drunk guysss

toricakes 7

Monday 21 November 2011 5:34

Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!

zinnath 9

Monday 21 November 2011 5:48

NOT THE SHOES!!!!!

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