Love: Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting...

By Lifes_overated - 23/09/2009 14:10 - Australia

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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By mer - 08/02/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

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By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By o___O" - 10/05/2013 20:11 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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Conkers 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:10

Buy him new shoes, then he'll love you too?

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:13

How on Earth did you manage to get those mixed up? o_O

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My_averageFML 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:28

I agree with #146

the_envious 0

Monday 28 September 2009 4:13

..All I can say is I hope he realizes that he should just love you and not make you feel dumb.

seminoles82 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:04

Damn, and broads say men don't listen to them...Or something like that.

dfinch01 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:11

That's about the sweetest thing I've ever heard. I wish that was how I met my gf. He should have just run with it. That's so awesome.

Lifes_overated 0

Monday 5 October 2009 9:31

Hey guys, well to be honest I spent about 20 minutes infront of the mirror saying 'i love you... I need shoes... I love you' and i still have absolutly no freaking clue how I made the mistake!!! He's a sweet guy and we laughed it off. Then he asked me out the other day BINGO :) i suppose my FML isnt so FML-ish after all. And im not desperate... I've liked him for ages!!!!!

Lifes_overated 0

Monday 5 October 2009 9:36

Not quite awesome for me, i mean we are going out now but he tells the story to everyone!!!!!!

Nabexis 9

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:59

Hey OP. I made art of this a while back, submitted it here, but it was (apparently) rejected by the FML team. I still have it on my DA, if you want to see it. ^_^ http://rathdrgnknight.deviantart.com/art/FML-156859746

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Sunday 18 April 2010 16:52

That's amazing!!!!!!! Wow, I can't believe you made that out of my embarrassing love story ... Thank youuuu, i just printed it, so now there is a comic strip out in the world wide web of our first kiss