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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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By Laura - 20/03/2012 22:27 - United Kingdom - Girvan

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 07:30

Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 22:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:54

Bananas mean serious business, OP.

tayza249 20

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:57

Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?

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kkjkidonthate 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:16

Was Brain in the suit? Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

kkjkidonthate 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 17:16

Brian*** dam auto correct!

titzenpitzer 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:17

did you slip?

student414 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:27

what are you doing on fml... that is not a fml, its awesome!!!

Ruffclue 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:29

Did u happen to tell him that apples are better??

patacus 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:31

lol. this FML is appeeling to my interests

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:44

This is one of those FMLs that needs more background information. Unless the OP is kind enough to indulge me, I will no doubt waste the rest of the day wondering, "Why?"

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:51

I fought a guy in salad suit, that's pretty much the same, right?

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:53

I'm sorry you messed with the wrong banana.

yoyolo_fml 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:58

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEAUNUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, AYYYYOOO AYYYYYO

HolaJessicaHola 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:58

I'm a banana I'm a banana I'm a banana LOOK AT ME MOVE

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