By jarkleflob - 16/08/2015 17:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a quiet restaurant, my stepdad loudly told me he hopes in the future they have "hover caskets" so he doesn't have to carry my "fat ass" to the grave. All because I didn't want a side salad. FML
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jarkleflob tells us more.

Thank you all for the support! I would've never thought that this would get published. I first wanted to point out that we were on vacation out of state, very expensive vacation with a very expensive meal. Although that doesn't excuse his remarks/actions, I can see why he was in a bad mood. We had a pretty tense "vacation", there were a lot of people everywhere, foreigners that couldn't speak English, and a lot of things that my parents aren't open minded towards. I constantly have to remind my parents that "there is nothing you can do about it so don't worry about it". The comments you guys left were hilarious and I'm thankful for the ideas you gave - even if it wasn't the most serious.

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If he calls you fat again, eat him as well.

CliffyB03 28

Did you at least order a diet coke?

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You should of responded about how he'll die first from [insert reason]

Then hopefully he'll be dead before you, so he wont have to carry you.

Thank you all for the support! I would've never thought that this would get published. I first wanted to point out that we were on vacation out of state, very expensive vacation with a very expensive meal. Although that doesn't excuse his remarks/actions, I can see why he was in a bad mood. We had a pretty tense "vacation", there were a lot of people everywhere, foreigners that couldn't speak English, and a lot of things that my parents aren't open minded towards. I constantly have to remind my parents that "there is nothing you can do about it so don't worry about it". The comments you guys left were hilarious and I'm thankful for the ideas you gave - even if it wasn't the most serious.

We just don't like bullies , OP. The comment was a little too mean for the community not to react. :) Look on the bright side , you are now a published FML author, now that's something to be proud of! ;)

Who the hell says stuff like that to their own step child?

-hugs- I feel your pain, my grandfather disses my weight all the time. If you're up to it start talking back to him about stuff he's insecure about (age, wrinkles, gray hair) that's my plan for the next time my grandpa does it to me

Relf 19

Step-dad? Wow what an asshole

DeltaDragonxx 20

12, Just because you don't eat salads doesn't mean you're not healthy. I mean for ***** sake , I hate salads and I'm not a 500 pound sumo wrestler.

brookscody93 2

Love it. Not much makes me laugh but this sure did.

Your stepdad is an asshole and so is your mother if she allows him to talk to you like that.