By jarkleflob - 16/08/2015 17:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a quiet restaurant, my stepdad loudly told me he hopes in the future they have "hover caskets" so he doesn't have to carry my "fat ass" to the grave. All because I didn't want a side salad. FML
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Thank you all for the support! I would've never thought that this would get published. I first wanted to point out that we were on vacation out of state, very expensive vacation with a very expensive meal. Although that doesn't excuse his remarks/actions, I can see why he was in a bad mood. We had a pretty tense "vacation", there were a lot of people everywhere, foreigners that couldn't speak English, and a lot of things that my parents aren't open minded towards. I constantly have to remind my parents that "there is nothing you can do about it so don't worry about it". The comments you guys left were hilarious and I'm thankful for the ideas you gave - even if it wasn't the most serious.

Top comments

If he calls you fat again, eat him as well.

CliffyB03 28

Did you at least order a diet coke?

Comments

What an ass I would have left him there and walked out!

Did he really expect to live PAST your death?

Your old coffin dodger stepdad will have even more trouble dodging that coffin if it can hover.

Since he's your step father he does realize there's a very very good chance he'll die 1st right?

If you went out of state then YOU are the foreigner. If you are in their country then why should they have to speak English? #Dontbeignant