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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By hannibal - 02/11/2010 13:44 - Australia

Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that someone had left their car in the car park, still running, with keys in the ignition. I laughed at that person's foolishness until I realised it was mine. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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You deserved it 35 600

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 76 749

Help me, doofus!

By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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Ohhh, wham bam thank you ma'am

By gagus123 - 28/10/2021 02:00 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML

I agree, your life sucks 493

You deserved it 951

Abby97 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:04

Ouch! Haha my mom did that one time and I was still in the car! It was so scary!

kittybell 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:08

Fail. =D

Comments

netfreak 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:11

I've driven a 5 speed most my driving life... You should learn to park.

plexico 3

Friday 14 August 2009 17:18

Their uncontrollable, derisive laughter crescendoed into hysterical spasms of hilarity when they saw that the moron spelled it "break" instead of "brake."

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 14 August 2009 17:23

Lol. Yeah, I hope my car doesn't break when I park it...

AAAAHHHH12 2

Friday 14 August 2009 17:24

Ahahaha! Right-on, Plexico! #15 FTW!(:

xoxoCheer 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:21

At least it didn't crash into another car or something. Or while you were trying to stop it, your girlfriend's thong fell out. It could've been much worse.

DeathMetal666 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:26

YDI. If only you got run down by your own car in the process

JokerXero 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:34

Well those shallow girls wont talk to you now, they will be to busy laughing at you. FYL

DevineLegacy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:04

hahaha wow that sucks! you probably made their day. i never use the parking break and my car is just fine

SimpleSimon 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:56

Why the hell not, you fruit?

The_Chuck_Norris 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:16

You Should Have Chased The Skirt Not The Car.

Bloodknight 22

Friday 14 August 2009 18:44

Haha you deserve it for not remembering to put the brake on, lol. so did ya get to it before it hit anything?

annamg 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:16

Hardly anyone I know puts their parking brake on, I find it so irritating.

BLNovelist 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:39

Yeah seriously - actually, come to think about it, I don't even know what or where the parking break is. :o I just put the gearshift into park and call it a day.

vacuouslobby 0

Friday 14 August 2009 20:11

That is because manual transmission cars dont' have a "park" gear they have the parking brake which you should use regardless of having an automatic or manual. Need any proof read the above comments