By Denise1988 - 10/11/2015 17:35 - United States - Las Vegas
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The little stinker is only 9 months old and while his stench was quite atrocious that day, I wish they hadn't rushed off so soon. The event was outside and it was a breezy day. I have no problem with him doing his thing, I just wished the women had at least come back and tried to include me in their conversations. We moved away from our home state two years ago and I've had a hard time meeting new friends, it's so hard as an adult. I hope it's easier the next time we move.
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This is why I was raised to keep my bodily functions down to a minimum in public. In addition to not farting, I also don't eat, breath, blink, or metabolize carbohydrates in others' company. As a result, my parents are incredibly popular.
Sure, blame the kid...
No farts no friends...
Friends are overrated anyway.
There is no shame in (figuratively) throwing your son under the bus for that one.
My oldest (1st grader) farted during a quiet moment with other parents seated around us & then he exclaimed, "mom!?" As embarrassed as I was, I also wanted to high five him for being so quick & clever to try & push the blame, haha
Well I don't have friends either so I guess we can be friends now op (:
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This is why I was raised to keep my bodily functions down to a minimum in public. In addition to not farting, I also don't eat, breath, blink, or metabolize carbohydrates in others' company. As a result, my parents are incredibly popular.
Of course, none of them have ever passed gas before. Shocking!