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By KBBL - 12/03/2014 16:02 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, at a staff meeting, our boss sighed and asked why I'm always in the meetings instead of my co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor, not my co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML

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By Carlos Cervantes_1981647997 - 24/06/2019 03:00

Today, I was talking to a colleague at a meeting, and I told him about my promotion and how the position was created specifically for me. I forgot that the guy works in HR, and he started questioning me about how the division was able to create the position, and said that he will need to look at it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 21:36 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML

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By cocoapuffs4life - 10/06/2015 23:45 - Canada - Aurora

Today, I was told by my manager to make sure the supervisor on shift does his job. Last month I was told I couldn't be a supervisor. Apparently I can supervise someone who earns more than I do though. FML

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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By sparkrok - 06/03/2014 00:36 - United States - Puyallup

Today, at work, I was standing around, doing nothing. When my coworker pointed this out, I laughed and said, "It's okay, I'm training for a supervisor position!" Guess who was standing right behind me. FML

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By Hatilic_ - 14/06/2019 20:00

Today, my idiot of a boss yelled at me because it's physically impossible for me to be in two places at the same time, and that I'm not a magician. He didn't understand that. FML

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By tooefficient - 19/08/2019 22:00

Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2016 18:49 - United States - Atwater

Today, my slacker co-worker accused me of stealing because I got more hours than him. I was called into the manager's office and interrogated. They believed him, and sent me home for the day. I guess it pays off being the boss's kid. FML

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By realnotimaginary - 15/12/2016 06:00

Today, my boss gave me a lecture accompanied with a formal warning because I failed to take notes during a client meeting. I was never at this client meeting, in fact, I had a call with another client at the same time. Regardless, he insists I was there and refuses to listen to reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 07:00 - United States

Today, I had an hour long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML

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brianlarkin 7

Wednesday 12 March 2014 22:45

Your boss is either disorganized, has a bad memory or is just an idiot

lonkite101 14

Wednesday 12 March 2014 22:41

Looks like you're gonna get far with your company.

Comments

chuka81 27

Wednesday 12 March 2014 22:49

Why does he hate you?

Daiseyrayne 6

Wednesday 12 March 2014 22:50

You are going places man!!

kinky44 28

Wednesday 12 March 2014 22:52

Yep, straight to the unemployment line, Congratulations on your promotion!

OhWhoCares 42

Wednesday 12 March 2014 23:17

I think you mean congrats on his demotion :(

lillypatter 13

Wednesday 12 March 2014 22:57

Ouch... I have a feeling that your coworker may be taking your place soon.

sunnyray812 42

Wednesday 12 March 2014 23:02

He better not switch you with your co-worker.

weveallbeenthere 30

Wednesday 12 March 2014 23:09

oh, your going to go far in that company.

Echosnow 15

Wednesday 12 March 2014 23:12

Going...going... Gone!!

mookiemookie01 24

Wednesday 12 March 2014 23:30

Another good question, why are they still a boss?

Rallred32 20

Friday 14 March 2014 22:42

*is *he. Please, us proper grammar, and why is this even a legitimate question? I mean, bosses all over the place forget their coworkers name, and it's not all uncommon.