By CurtisWogan - 12/03/2014 22:23 - United States - Albany

Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter." I'm a guy. FML
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metallica_wins 20

Giving some mixed messages as a first impression. Bold, indeed.

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ThatsMyPie 20

To be trans- or not to be trans-, that is the question.

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metallica_wins 20

Giving some mixed messages as a first impression. Bold, indeed.

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ber4fun13 10

I wish I could have seen the look on the guys face.

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ber4fun13 10

I wish I could have seen the look on the guys face after hearing that introduction.

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J3R3MYY 14

I think we heard you the first time, I don't know how you thought it would be better the second time around.

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thefastnfuryass 14

OP just wanted to make them aware of their recent sex change.

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B4rn3yST1NSON 13

oh wow, that's Ermm awkward...hope he took it as a joke! xS

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ThatsMyPie 20

To be trans- or not to be trans-, that is the question.

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PenguinBitch 43

Hey stupid, you forgot the period at the end of your sentence. Ohhhhhhhhhhh sheeeiiiitt

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EpicSquishii 21

25- You forgot the period at the end of your statement :P An exclamation point would have worked too, haha.

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expertsmilee 26

Is it just me, or does 5 look like a beaver?

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urinal_shitter 4

He is not stupid he just had a Freudian slip. Shake it off OP, we've all said something that was stupid.

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Welshite 39

And your mother's name is Janice. You're just all sorts of confused today, aren't you, OP?

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ironichalibut 24

Yeah, Are you sure you're a guy? It wouldn't be the first mistake today :o

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sdroze1389 31

silly OP, that was before the operation.

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pjsr 32

Let's hope he's an equal opportunity kind of employer

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sdroze1389 31

it was his mom's business partner. I don't think he was being interviewed for a job, but it doesn't really specify.

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tranced_ 45

deep inside, you might have unresolved issues.. just sayin

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