By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?

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Intoxicunt 5

I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.

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mongoosepanda 0

I guess there's such thing as sleep breakup :3

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screwball111 0

you might have a sleep talking problem. no worries! I have a great solution... make sure you tape your nose and mouth when you sleep! no snoring or breakups!! ~yur welcome!

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sterl13 0

wow let's close up all our breathing passageways!!!! what a ****** dumbass

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killerkurt 0

I'm pretty sure he was kidding. Now who's the dumbass.

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sterl13 0

apparently your mom for sleeping with me last night. guess who's your new daddy??!!

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sterl13 0

apparently your mom for sleeping with me last night, guess who's your new daddy??!!

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Freeze_fml 16

You're a dumbass for submitting that twice.

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krislea10 0

I love how everyone just burns on everyone else for the fun of it.. it's very amusing =)

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sterl13 0

haha **** you all to hell!!!! I

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sterl13 0

haha **** you all to hell!!!! I

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clumsyjazzy 0

omg!!!!! what happened next?? r u guys back together again? lol

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kami1212 0

wow how does that even happen? fyl

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vexis58 1

I don't see how this FML has anything to do with karma. It doesn't say anything about the OP doing anything bad that would cause them to deserve this fate.

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roadie42 21

perhaps she sleepwalks and cheated on him in her sleep as well. karma sucks.

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