By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?

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Intoxicunt 5

I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.

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rramirez1 0

how did u know u broke up with him in ur sleep? people never remember what they say in dreams.. sooo fake

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kelmo12 0

oops that's sucks. but.. i'm wondering what u said in ur dream lol. was that about his sexual ability? lol

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oopsohwell 0

well that sux...shoulda known better thasn to yell in ur sleep...isnt that some freud stuff like dreams are repressed thoughts something like sleep tslking not shit talking haha oh well..maybe ur next bf ull yell out f*** me in the ass right now betcha he wont break up hahaha

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Yulia_fml 0

haha that's kinda like what happened to my boyfriend when I joined him in bed and he was already sleeping. I started kissing him hoping to have sex, and he muttered "no, not tonight." He woke up to me sleeping on the couch because I was pissed off. and before anyone says that I think too highly of myself, the reason I was so upset was because he had never, in the year that we were dating, rejected me for sex. Kinda came as a shock.

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