By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?

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Intoxicunt 5

I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.

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Reyo 2

Wow...all I can say is good luck getting him back. It'll be a challenge trying to explain yourself without tipping him off to how crazy you are.

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jacksonSFcali 0

he probably just woke up and went to work or something.

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RuralNinja 0

Wow, how do you manage to be a bitch while you're asleep? Are you so much of a bitch that the 16 hours you're awake aren't enough to get all of it out, and some of it bleeds over to your sleep? YDI

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newsgit 0

maybe they're so much of a kind person that they bottle their bitch up inside. Don't say YDI, sleep talking isn't something most people can consciously control.

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RuralNinja 0

If she was alert enough to know what time it was and exactly what she said, then she could have stopped it if she really wanted to.

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