By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?

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Intoxicunt 5

I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.

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sunshine86 0

was he gone for good or did he just go for coffee or something

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gazelle_fml 0

what does op mean? and wow thats really sucky. sorry bout that. but did you ever try explaining? I mean if he's your bf shouldn't he have known you talk and aparebtly break up with ppl in your sleep???

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hannahpie45 0

how do you even know that happened if you were asleep? he also might've just gone to the bathroom or something. this sounds like it's fake

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Erindub 0

How'd you know you yelked at him if he was gone wjen you awoke?

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wtffx3 0

Wow , that really suckssss

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