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By glocked and goaded - 03/04/2015 18:08 - United States - Sun City

Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML

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By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 15:00

Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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Double standard

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I was at a wedding reception. Everyone got offended when I threw my hands up and backed off to avoid catching the garter and let the two guys on either side fight for it. Nothing but laughs for the cousin who grabbed the bouquet out of someone else's hand and punched her, though. FML

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By not even interested - 15/10/2017 16:00

Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML

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Crazy chick

By sadbuttrue. - 25/06/2014 01:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

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By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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appletreee 30

Saturday 4 April 2015 8:08

That's why I just step back and watch the crazy ladies fight til their deaths

Gillett 23

Saturday 4 April 2015 8:13

Should've bit that heifer right in the freaking tenderloin!

Comments

appletreee 30

Saturday 4 April 2015 8:08

That's why I just step back and watch the crazy ladies fight til their deaths

colinabi 13

Saturday 4 April 2015 8:09

Next time don't go for it if you're that small

xxlittlemsanime 24

Saturday 4 April 2015 8:26

Didn't OP state that the woman was twice her size? The woman just might've been obese.

otecasacid 22

Saturday 4 April 2015 16:54

The human sized girls are the ones who will actually get married

AllieCat21 21

Saturday 4 April 2015 19:06

Really 29? Was that necessary?

darknut79 17

Sunday 5 April 2015 23:12

He's right, though :^)

RebeccaRFT 18

Saturday 4 April 2015 8:12

Don't compete in that kind of stuff.

Gillett 23

Saturday 4 April 2015 8:13

Should've bit that heifer right in the freaking tenderloin!

thejonac 21

Saturday 4 April 2015 8:17

at least you tried? gws op!

purpleturtle16 20

Saturday 4 April 2015 8:23

FYL OP.. I sat far away in a corner during a bouquet toss when a bunch of ladies (including 2 of my aunts) were clambering for it! Just sit back and enjoy the show!