By Cacahuete - 28/12/2013 14:46 - France - Villejuif

Today, a DJ friend of mine offered me a part in one of his tracks. I was flattered, and accepted. All I ended up singing was, "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" over and over again in the background. FML
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yoursucklives 36

that sounds like a lovely song!

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gc327072 30

With the kinda music popular today, that sounds like it could be a #1 hit.

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JustinKirby 20

Every reply goes into the negatives.... So why the **** am I replying to #1 ....

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MichellinMan 20

All of you, just shhh.....

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False_Stupidity 41

To Join the negative bandwagon, of course #36

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Rainhawk94 27

Shhhhh be vewy quiet , im hunting wabbits

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Wow, 1, if only there was a button for that

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IloveToLaugh143 21

I did not comment that I suck. Who ever edited my comment, it's not funny.

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MichellinMan 20

74# Don't be so stuck up about it. One of the mods probably did that. (Those sneaky little bastards...) But yes. It is funny.

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Meettitan 14

You probably wrote "First!!!1!1" and got modded.

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UnluckyGenius 21

I smell goat cheese!

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SpicyDuck 22

Probably autocorrect. Your phone knows you better than you know yourself!!

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DocBastard 38

Ilovetolaugh - It sure looks to me like you said it. It's right there with your name on it. Maybe just before you cry yourself to sleep because you suck so much, you can try to figure out WHY you suck. Only then can you change it. Good luck.

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MooCowPlywood 9

93, no, I saw the comment earlier, it said "that sucks" but someone funnied it up! :)

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

way to be a bastard, docbastard! I hope ilovetolaugh doesn't commit suicide because someone bullied him online. all of you on here that find it funny or becoming to humiliate someone online is just worthless. go find something else to fulfill your life's emptiness.

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livelobster123 14

This is the first time I've logged into this account in months. I logged into it just to say that yes, #1, you suck.

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jonahwalzer 12

Im sorry OP! But today, thats how some music actually is....

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whyisitme12 19

Yes your so right. They had a song with the chorus "my nigga my nigga", that was also the name of the song. It was a major hit to!!!

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Sports_guy3 28

I agree with #3. If you don't, look up, "Versace", "My Nigga" and "Sh!t" on YouTube.

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

The friend is a DJ, if the friend still spins then I understand why the "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" is needed

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jazzy_123 20

what if the DJ was giving OP a hint....?

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cryssycakesx3 22

I love the my nigga, my nigga song. or my "hitter," my "hitter,"

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DragonDude 24

This is why I stay away from rap, pop, and computerized shit. Call me a hipster, but **** the mainstream music.

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iammeorami 25

What about rap + pop = Raop

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yoursucklives 36

there's actually a german guy who has an album called "raop" and his music is just that

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MacItUp 8

Which is ironic because from a musical stand point boy bands actually have talent. They play instruments, can harmonize correctly, heck they sing and dance while fat rappers like Rick Ross can barely sway with dieing

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gc327072 30

With the kinda music popular today, that sounds like it could be a #1 hit.

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karlcolt45 19

sounds like a good song to share with the ex girlfriend

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dotalover 15

came here to post this wasnt disappointed ;-)

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Kibaruto 33

Came here to see #17's post was disappointed.

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cyttex 13

Who wants to play the "let's assume shit we don't know anything About game" I don't...

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booze_n_bitches 37

Is he hinting at you? Perhaps he isn't even a song writer...

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orphinz 3

He gave his friend a chance to sing on a track of his, bad lyricist or not

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