By glocked and goaded - 03/04/2015 18:08 - United States - Sun City

Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML
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appletreee 30

That's why I just step back and watch the crazy ladies fight til their deaths

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Gillett 23

Should've bit that heifer right in the freaking tenderloin!

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aboynamedgirl 6

Soooooo... did you catch it??

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Rozeyyy 25

You should be aware of your surroundings next time :)

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comfort_ 13

The way you describe her she needs the help

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sarkaar 30

The woman must be HHH. Healthy, Hearty and Heavy.

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allyiscute1 22

This is why you don't partake in events with single possibly desperate women

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gintwinsmoore 20

I bet you won't bump no mo' wit no big fat wo---man!

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Mooglefox 23

What some women will do for a bunch of flowers that guarantees nothing.

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Mooglefox 23

Also, you also see the men run like hell away when they do the garter toss.

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MrZsDad 19

and she will probably feel the burn of rejection for life. bruised ribs heal.

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