By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 16:35 - United States - Overland Park

Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML
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DerSuldam 25

I don't know about the rest of you, but I would personally hate it if my boyfriend ever talked about me like that to complete strangers.

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Hilda_x 25

Am I the only one who thought "a face only a fist could love" meant the guy was staring at OP's daughter like a creep? Not that he was ugly as sin.

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vintend0 8

yeah, with that attitude I can understand why she wouldn't tell you. At least he's supporting her by going with her to things that she's obviously enthusiastic about and if he can't take his eyes off of her he's clearly not interested in anyone else She could've told him that you're a complete asshole (by the sounds of it, you are). Regardless of that, if one of my girlfriends parents spoke to me like that I would **** with them Maybe next time, show a bit of respect and you might get some back.

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KangarooRat 23

I read this thinking the daughter was in preschool.

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PhoenixChick 26

I'd guess he was just making up tales to look like an alpha male.

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cheshireau 26

Am I the only one who has trouble reading this FML?

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sammiaaron 16

#57: nah. from the comments it seems a few others didn't really understand it either

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cheshireau 26

I'm just trying to determine if the father said the comment and the boyfriend made the comment or if the boyfriend said it all. It's just poorly worded is what I'm saying

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sammiaaron 16

the father only said "beautiful isn't she" & the boyfriend said the nasty response

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OrganicSistah 17

I wish I saw his facial expression when you told him you were her father right before you punched him.

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mas12806 24

Since you planned on resorting to violence, you deserved it. And with that I'm not surprised she kept him a secret from you, since that is how you'd react

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Tyrez 32

As we see here, a living example of how stupid some people are.

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sammiaaron 16

he didn't say anywhere in the FML that he was going to physically harm the guy. he only described his face. from his POV on top of that he only described his face to us AFTER this guy said this to him about his daughter.

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