Today, at my friends place, when I woke up in the morning I found...

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By shambi - 02/12/2017 05:16

Today, at my friends place, when I woke up in the morning I found out that his mom was making out with his dad's best friend. And all this while we thought that his dad was having an affair with his mom's best friend. FML

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