Warrior

By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 13:00 - United States - Grand Junction

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML
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Steve95401 49

Talk about having hot sex.

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TurtleShampoo 14

all of these comments are puns

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Madrias 36

You just had to be the combo breaker, didn't you?

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chuchusheep 19

not really sure why you were downvoted so much...personally, i was getting tired of all the puns. and what you said was simply a fact. lol.

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AmIReallyRenee 20

no shit wow, you must feel like you discovered the sun

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Onepocketpimp 7

someone doesn't enjoy some beam... can mark off that you don't have that fetish

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groovycrazyjoe 18

he needed energy lol

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boating_guy 33

Needed that caffeine so he could stay up and go at it for a few more hours

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MrSassypants 32

#48 Well, if I learned anything from watching **** there might be something that people drink during sex.....

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