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By videochat - 14/02/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 958

You deserved it 53 870

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 943

You deserved it 63 838

By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 948

You deserved it 2 889

By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 048

You deserved it 7 456

By Arrgh - 27/05/2009 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 935

You deserved it 79 953

By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 566

You deserved it 44 721

By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 087

You deserved it 55 939

Sound off

By Nina - 20/05/2022 12:00

Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 173

You deserved it 2 410

This needs clarification

By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 161

You deserved it 1 709

Stank face

By Tour guide for a day - 02/12/2023 04:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I attended a virtual meeting. When I went to grab a coffee during a break, for some reason took my laptop with me, got distracted by my cat taking a stinky dump, so my coworkers got an unplanned tour of his litter box while I scooped it all up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96

You deserved it 578

Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 155

You deserved it 41 034

dh71388 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:19

lol why would you take your laptop just to check facebook? do it from your phone or just wait.

midnyte 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:25

I hope you have an honest boyfriend. The internet is a big place....

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dh71388 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:19

lol why would you take your laptop just to check facebook? do it from your phone or just wait.

midnyte 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:25

I hope you have an honest boyfriend. The internet is a big place....

Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:32

psh, I think it's totally fine. possibly not something you're comfortable with, but when my boyfriend hears i'm having troubles pooping, he cheers me on. when i take a really really big poo that i'm proud of i get so excited and i just have to show him, he goes "aww good job baby".

metsrule64 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:44

ummmm that's gross

naza517 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:42

that is beyond disgusting...eeeewwww

alyssadapsycho 7

Saturday 6 March 2010 3:07

aww how cutee :)

iampunk 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:05

LMFAO.

clara99_fml 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:51

that's kinda weirdd he's conqratulatinq yuh for takinq a dump .

Manixs88 3

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:42

TMI!?

vlaws17 5

Saturday 21 July 2012 0:17

That is the most disgusting and UNromantic thing I've ever heard.... But hey, if your happy...

ms_coconuthead 3

Sunday 26 January 2014 15:36

that is utterly disturbing

infantrygirl 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:37

Yeah... I'm wondering why in all nine hells you would take your computer to the bathroom...

president_benson 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 5:23

#6 FTW!! but #7 needs a sense of humor

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 15 February 2009 5:46

Let's think about this for a few seconds. First off, if you taken your laptop to the bathroom, you would have it on your lap right? So basically even if your bf was still watching, all he'd see would be you typing on the computer. Unless you're doing something that would be odd while pooping? Or holding your laptop from the toilet?