By too cool - 01/07/2014 03:59 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML
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You deserved it 3 360

Same thing different taste

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Well he's not very committed to his job now, is he?

Clothes don't make the man. Attitude doesn't make the man. Sunglasses make the man. With good sunglasses, you're damned right he was fashionably late

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Seriously? .... Seriously??? I'm sorry for your loss, OP, and that you had to deal with a beyond disrespectful pastor.

AlexKing17 12

Why does a priest need sunglasses, it isn't a compulsory part of the outfit surely....?

When did Barney Stinson become a pastor ? :D

Listen, the house of God has no room for haters ok? You can't give a sermon and be relateable to the youth without sunglasses. (sarcasm)

What, both of your grandparents died at the same time?

Some people have highly sensitive eyes and need shades when outside.. Hopefully it's something like this and not him being a complete dick.

Now that's the real meaning of fashionably late! ;)

FASHIONably late... Get it.... Sorry for your loss