Work: Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees... - FML

By mcmanager - 11/08/2014 14:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML

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By itsthebestdayoftheyear - 22/12/2015 12:30 - Canada - Stoney Creek

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By s0728 - 01/09/2014 21:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 04:38

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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By chocofreak - 10/05/2009 10:23 - United States

Today, I work at a chocolate factory on the sanitation shift. I was under a machine cleaning and a spider fell on me. I started freaking out and a coworker thought I got caught in the moving parts and frantically pulled me out and alerted my boss. Turns out it was just a piece of caramel. FML

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By Entheatus - 10/08/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 18/10/2018 12:00

Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML

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By bingalingading - 30/03/2015 20:46 - United States - Owosso

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

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By muffins - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Potomac

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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Hunthas 17

Monday 11 August 2014 19:08

I think I would rather have bugs in my food than raisins :D

orphanclubber 8

Monday 11 August 2014 19:18

You don't just let it slide if someone Is attractive I hope you are joking

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Realhomesley 5

Tuesday 12 August 2014 8:18

seems like you have an Einstein of food service on your hands!

siggy_mcsigx 22

Tuesday 12 August 2014 8:54

Maybe he was high...the raisins were moving so he thought they were bugs? Besides only a high person would lick the bugs away.

megadki14 6

Tuesday 12 August 2014 21:32

to know she would have served them if there really were bugs...

Saraishi 24

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:37

Hurr durr.

thes7274473 19

Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:48

I'm not sure if I'm more disturbed that they were stupid enough to think the raisins were bugs, or that they planed to pick bugs out of cookies and sell them like nothing was ever wrong with them.

tbon3r 15

Wednesday 13 August 2014 8:11

maybe she's going craisin.

Osyx 20

Thursday 14 August 2014 7:40

Sounds like that Yo mama joke :d "yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the m&m's factory for picking out the" w"'s"

angelchappell 2

Friday 22 August 2014 3:38

drugs much? time to test...

LRSandTJB412 8

Tuesday 9 September 2014 9:05

You shouldn't hire people that are on drugs lol.

nellyphant 18

Thursday 18 June 2015 1:09

Why the he'll is he picking the "bugs" off the cookies?! Surely if there really were bugs on them you'd just throw them away? That's the most concerning part of this fml!

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