By s0728 - 01/09/2014 21:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML
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cakefete2 30

There's even a process that allows you to add hair extensions to the raspberries for a richer full bodied look.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

But of course! It's common sense!

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cakefete2 30

There's even a process that allows you to add hair extensions to the raspberries for a richer full bodied look.

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ItsFeztho 13

Its a lot like glitter glue, but its called hairy glue

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ohSNAPyall 26

They do the same thing with the peaches.

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noah_1234 24

who knew some people lile hair on their fruits

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Ichiya 29

Op gets $5 per raspberry they make hairy.

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viva_la_blondes 15

That's not really an FML that's just one stupid question from a customer....

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badluckalex 23

Contrary to your belief, stupidity is global.

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Queensland 27

Oh shut up all of you, country bashing does nothing. We're all friends here! 27, oi oi oi !!

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Tomato_Cheese 22

Aussies wouldn't do that, Americans wouldn't, Aussies would chuck it on the barbie to get the hairs nice and crisp, then eat them. Americans would shoot the raspberry.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Grab the nearest baguette and whack him on the head with it.

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viva_la_blondes 15

Hey why did my #2 comment get erased?): that's very mean FML team. Very mean indeed.

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woainishamu 21

Wow I totally ****** that one up! Haha thanks

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marcus369 9

i find it funny that #10 got 60 likes just for a correction

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shingshangshawn 12

I find it funny that you've STILL. got NONE for trying to be a "like" *****. Jealous much?

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LegalLoitering 12

It seems your jimmies have been rustled, 61.

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maxisjawesome 9

You should have told the customer that the raspberries are the balls of a fruit monster.

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dDailydDosage 8

You don't even know how true that statement is. Fruit and flowers are the reproductive organs of their plants :x

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PerditaDessa 38

I'd have looked at him with a panicked expression and said, "Hairs? Oh no, not again!" as I ran into back. Sending someone else out to apologize and deal with him.

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orbit 22

There need to be more people like you in the world

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