Work: Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally...

By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 19:37 - United States - Norcross

Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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Monday 8 August 2011 0:55

Hey that's not bad. It's very annoying when people talk in the movies!

Amrel 10

Monday 8 August 2011 0:57

No you are not i would've done it too

Comments

reddawn85 8

Monday 8 August 2011 1:58

No, you're a hero for the common folk. If it was enough to bother you, I'm sure you weren't alone

reddawn85 8

Monday 8 August 2011 1:58

No, you're a hero for the common folk. If it was enough to bother you, I'm sure you weren't alone

bigbadtim 7

Monday 8 August 2011 1:58

Do you realize that your job is not to sit on your ass watching movies? If you didn't nag your boss to watch movies on your shift none of this would have happened.

Buzz3070 3

Monday 8 August 2011 2:07

You are not a terrible person, you are a hero to those who want to watch and enjoy the movie in peace.

AnneFTW 17

Monday 8 August 2011 2:17

The last line is stupid. How is your life F'd because you were too lazy to get up?

Bsilver4000 2

Monday 8 August 2011 2:19

That's fantastic!!!

IamMiguelco 0

Monday 8 August 2011 2:19

Not really is your job is either that or you getting fire

anorexicbarbie 8

Monday 8 August 2011 2:28

Err...what?

ryanst 7

Monday 8 August 2011 3:53

77- There's this wonderful word I would like to introduce you to, his name is "It's."

arkid24 1

Monday 8 August 2011 2:29

Well no movie is that funny not to mention that if she annoyed you then she most likely annoyed everyone in there. You did yourself amd them A service

CarsAndMoney 5

Monday 8 August 2011 2:30

You aren't a terrible person for doing what you did. I'm pretty sure everyone one else in that theatre would agree. So good job for making just about everyone happy ;)

Mithylove 13

Monday 8 August 2011 2:36

Its sad that you missed part of the movie, especially if its a good one. But getting to kick out annoying/rude/obnoxious people is the fun part of working at a theater so enjoy it.