Work: Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had...

By insanitycalling - 26/10/2011 06:36 - Canada

Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Nice Melons - 29/09/2013 21:12 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML

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By dulllife - 08/12/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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By numbat97 - 14/06/2019 02:00 - Australia - Burswood

Today, I bought some mandarins so that there would be at least one healthy thing in my shopping basket, and I wouldn’t feel like such a fat lard at the checkout. FML

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Simple pleasures

By juggalo2 - 10/10/2021 05:00

Today, at work, I overrode the limit on my forklift, allowing me to carry four pallets instead of two. Then I was able to place them all within a ten-foot radius, giving a massive boost to my efficiency. My excitement faded when I realized that was actually the high point of my day/week/month. FML

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Bored

By anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

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Highlight of the week

By Tyler - 06/05/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML

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Flowers (Nothing But)

By ThisIsMyLife - 15/09/2019 12:00

Today, I bought flowers with my groceries at the grocery store. After the cashier scanned them, he handed them back to me so they wouldn't get crushed in my cart. It was then that I realized he's the first man to ever hand me flowers. FML

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That makes sense

By HistoryHasEyes - 04/09/2020 23:01

Today, I was working in the produce department at my work. A lady came in to return some mangos. I asked her what the problem with the mangoes was. She said she didn't like the way they were talking to her. FML

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Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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Blazingcrono 6

Wednesday 26 October 2011 12:09

I get excited when I buy new ballpoint pens! It's ok OP, we all have our fetishes.

phoenixslayer69 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 12:11

There is nothing wrong with *puts on sunglasses* A nice box.

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wdd2 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:28

I wish I was that easily amused, it'd take the boring out of life.

traviemojo 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:38

Meatballs come and get em

teejayy816 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:49

Haha im a produce clerk as well and i know what you mean. Also **** the staples on cabbage boxes i have a cut on my arm from one of those

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:36

Cabbage is like the best thing to add to spiced beef soup. That would make an great conversation.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:48

I know the feeling. I suddenly get very jazzed when a customer isn't rude or indifferent towards me (I'm a checker.)

leearm104 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:54

It could be worse, nothing could make you happy... You could be a cynical asshole like me.

kareltje 17

Wednesday 26 October 2011 19:08

YDI, you choose for it, so deal with it. You wanna get excited about other things? Get a different job.

kin3463 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:55

Some people just need money, regardless of how they get it. If you don't need money congrats, but don't be rude just because he doesn't love his job. Its hard to find another job and staying with the same one can have perks like getting off work when you need to. If you needed money, you would do whatever you had to for it too.