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By numbat97 - 14/06/2019 02:00 - Australia - Burswood

Today, I bought some mandarins so that there would be at least one healthy thing in my shopping basket, and I wouldn’t feel like such a fat lard at the checkout. FML
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IrieStorm 9

I hope you're not looking for sympathy, what you buy is entirely your choice.

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Sinshine 28

While you might want to look into buying more healthy food, believe me when I tell you that no cashier will care for what you but. They're way too busy getting you dealt with and sending you on your way.

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jsikes 8

If Mandarins are what you’d consider healthy, then you should really change your diet

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IrieStorm 9

I hope you're not looking for sympathy, what you buy is entirely your choice.

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Sinshine 28

While you might want to look into buying more healthy food, believe me when I tell you that no cashier will care for what you but. They're way too busy getting you dealt with and sending you on your way.

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Dthsapprntc 23

Mandarins are delicious. Not as delicious as cake though. Or cookies. Or icecream. Or chocolate. Or fudge. Or caramel.

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childlessmother 16

Mandarins are high in sugar and carbs. Really not a good choice. May I suggest keto. You can still have chocolate just low sugar

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leximichelle 13

It’s a fruit. We’re fruit eating creatures. Not sure why any fruit would make someone gain weight.

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skippydoda 32

1. Cashier's don't care what you buy 2. if you only have one healthy thing then you still look like a fat lard

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Yudith 24

Mandarins? The usual "look, I do eat my veggies" fruit is apples. Mandarins look like half-decomposed clementines, and they taste like half-decomposed clementines. Were they on special, at least? Have you tried the old standby, tomatoes and cucumbers? Now, stop hurting yourself with those yucky mandarins and go buy bananas like a normal person.

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