Intimacy: Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got...

By thepixies842 - 19/05/2014 15:34 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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thepixies842 6

Monday 19 May 2014 20:24

McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)

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Welshite 39

Monday 19 May 2014 19:47

They were indeed "lovin' it".

cakefete2 30

Monday 19 May 2014 21:33

Well... if you insist. They turned the bathroom into their play place and didn't give a McShit what anyone had to say about it.

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PikaFruit 6

Tuesday 1 July 2014 19:27

Man that does suck. You definitely don't deserve that!

The_Burrito_Guy 6

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:59

You, sir, do not get paid enough for your job.

ajh557 22

Thursday 13 November 2014 8:32

If this was the SC Taco Bell I know who you are. Don't forget that they are not only homeless but also tweekers

MissyQuinn 14

Saturday 24 January 2015 16:30

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