Intimacy: Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got...

By thepixies842 - 19/05/2014 15:34 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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thepixies842 6

Monday 19 May 2014 20:24

McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)

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Welshite 39

Monday 19 May 2014 19:47

They were indeed "lovin' it".

cakefete2 30

Monday 19 May 2014 21:33

Well... if you insist. They turned the bathroom into their play place and didn't give a McShit what anyone had to say about it.

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rawlings123 17

Tuesday 20 May 2014 23:35

How is this bad? Kids say weird shit sometimes. It's normal. Obviously she doesn't actually mean to do that when she gets older.

jonny2884 9

Wednesday 21 May 2014 0:17

Holy ******* shit

TallestMidgets 4

Wednesday 21 May 2014 0:20

Again!?!?????

spignona84 11

Wednesday 21 May 2014 0:33

Your puns are making me uncomfortable

ekwinoks 5

Wednesday 21 May 2014 6:00

They call that a soup kitchen

Mama4ddk 15

Wednesday 21 May 2014 6:38

that is just so wrong on so many different levels I can't even count them all! Homeless or not find a cardboard box in as a secluded place as you can guys!

psycho_fuzzball 10

Wednesday 21 May 2014 7:21

that sucks!

jacobg0731 11

Wednesday 21 May 2014 15:07

sugarbaby9908 20

Wednesday 21 May 2014 17:02

Well they didn't have a home to have sex in. At least they did it behind closed doors

metalhead88 9

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:16

Did you tell them to quit "dicking" around

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